Your First Three Little Acts As Leader?
I should not be in a position of power. I would be vengeful to those who wrong the innocent, and my acts would be considered immoral or whatever. I should certainly never be given any kind of magical powers or other-worldly abilities. I would NOT use them wisely.
Like most political leaders, I would divide opinion. Some would think my policies were extreme, while others would think they were wonderful. I won’t go into what my big laws would be. I’m not looking for a political or religious debate. So I will go with the three little changes I would make to society. They won’t set the world on fire, but they might just make it a nicer place to live.
Don’t even try to defend this one. It is revolting and absolutely should be illegal. Especially since Covid! Whenever I see people spit in the street, I call them mingers or tell them they’re gross. In fact, Charlie and I almost got our heads bashed in by a biker in Falmouth in 2020 for telling him he was a minger.
But there’s no need for it! Even if you have an emergency and need to spit like you’ve got a big old fly in your gob, do it discreetly. Carry tissues in your bag or pocket like a normal person and spit into there. Or go where nobody can see you!
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