Your Bird According to Your Star Sign
Aries: Northern Shrike. What’s the difference between an Aries and an innocent-looking songbird that impales its prey on thorns? You guessed it: nothing! You are FIERCE. You are DETERMINED. You are sometimes referred to as El Verdugo (the executioner). You are authentically cool– you know how to infuse the air with calm, and you know how to raise the proverbial roof. A Northern Shrike once punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Taurus: White Pelican. Hey stud. You, my friend, are a pelican. You may have at some point had a case of “Not like other girls/guys/they thems syndrome. You are outgoing and adventurous and probably eager to give everyone a tour of your sick ink. You probably own chacos and your mouth can hold up to 3 gallons of water. You give great movie recs and you have webbed feet.
Gemini: Canada Goose. Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk extroverted honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk
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